Cat pornography

the act of felines uploading explicit descriptions, photos, or videos to the internet to make money. Often helps people masturbate.

Lets go look up cat pornography on the internet

by yummmmmmy December 3, 2011

the house cat

a morning ritual wherein a furry individual presents his or her anus to a second party who is sleeping soundly. Should the second party fail to arise, the "house catter" firmly presses his or her crusty anus against the nose and/or mouth of the recipient. Masturbation on the part of the catter is optional but encouraged.

"My butt is mad crusty today man; do you think Joe'd be into the house cat?"

by emmerbembu September 30, 2011

trad cat

Trad Cat is another name for Traditionalist Roman Catholics, especially those who are traditional to the extreme.
Trad cats generally attend Latin Masses, insist on their daughters wearing long skirts at all times, and don't very much like anything that is post-Vatican II.
They also tend to believe that sex is only to be had for baby making and must be done in the dark without any enjoyment.

Also known as "tradcat".

John's dad is such a trad cat.

You might not want to go to her house, her family is a bunch of trad cats.

by Leanne Frost February 9, 2010

bag of cats

A crazy, over emotional girl who when she drinks turns into an evil alcohol fueled bitch robot.

"Dude Lauren called me 22 times last night and then when I got home she was laying in my bed crying" "Damn, that girl is a bag of cats!"

by CougsAllDay February 3, 2013

cat penis

an unbelievably small penis, used as an insult to other friends.

Dave: yo i was messing around with your girl last night
Bill: yes, she told me she enjoyed that cat penis of yours.
Dave: WTF
(People across from dave and bill):snicker LOL!

by bobLOL January 3, 2009

Cat Town

Short for Catalina AZ, a place where most of the southern Arizona red necks live. The people here are extremely crazy and do not abide by regular laws. You either have to be a red neck or Mexican to live in this area. Although Cat Town is in extreme poverty, it is home to the best k-8 school in the country, Coronado (home of the cougars)

Im goin up to Cat Town to buy some meth.

Did you hear about the drive by in Cat Town?

by lubdub October 4, 2010

Cat Ass

The uncomfortable feeling associated with a sweaty, uncomfortable, and puckered asshole. Originated from the idea of how a cat's ass looks and might feel.

Today after the gym I had horrible cat ass.

by Ashley Ricker February 9, 2008