techknowledge

A knowledge of technology. (Coined by one of my students who mistook the '-nology' part of 'technology' as 'knowledgy'.)

My grandmother has great techknowledge for a woman her age.

by EnglishTeacher March 9, 2013

technicolor hurl

Vomit when you had your fruit loops

hurl vomit blowing chunks
technicolor hurl

by James the man October 3, 2013

Technical Grade Man

Overestimates attraction women have for him; fancies himself a player without any redeeming qualities; Has no standards.

Will try to use you as a drive-thru fast food sex service and when you tell him "No" he will think you want a relationship.

Desperate for female attention, but quality women will detect the distinct odor of lowered expectation and disappointment.

All Technical Grade Men are cowards, but not all cowards are Technical Grade. The term player is not an accurate substitute for a Technical Grade because a Technical Grade has no game.

Eg. “Sometimes you gotta just bang a Technical Grade Man when you're bored. = No self-esteem, no kiss and tell and your friends won't find out… said nobody ever!”

by Willem Dafoes Junk October 26, 2013

Technischmaltz

When someone thinks their gadgetry can take the place of their ego. Also a bad electronic lounge band from Atlanta, Georgia.

This guy by the water cooler at work was all technischmaltz, showing off with the latest 'watch phone'

by Jjatl April 27, 2014

Techboner

A nerd who gets a boner

" Ned got a techboner "

by Vampingmaster September 25, 2014

technicolor tofu

Epic puke that looks like it belongs in movies

Don't eat a dreamcicle when you have the flu. What'll come up is technicolor tofu.

by ftabohica1978 February 10, 2017

technicolor waterfall

To throw up after eating bad food .

John Doe ate some bad take-out and he had a technicolor waterfall allover himself for five minutes.

by revlis420 June 2, 2017