Alex the british girl

Alex puts tea bags in his mouth, and in his pockets, because he's so british, and he's obssesed with Jaya, the french guy, and Cheu, the nerd with mushroom hair.

Alex the british girl is lame.

by Feania May 14, 2023

Alexing

Being overly stressed out, stressing everyone else out, being annoying and just a huge pain in the butt

Oh my god, stop Alexing so much!

by Pervellaa October 16, 2017

Do Alex

When you leave the lane without saying a word, or abandon someone in general without letting him know.

- I died on top lane becuase my support did Alex on me!

-Hi Kate, why are you crying? Did he do Alex on you again?
-Yes!

by Shamedall June 19, 2019

Alex Lifeson

One of the hottest guitarists to ever walk this Earth. He's got a gorgeous Serbian face with pouty lips, and the biggest dick known to man.

Female Rush fan: "Do you even know how HOT Alex Lifeson is?!"
Male Rush fan: "Tell me about it, even *I'm* head over heels!"

by PermanentRadiowaves October 24, 2023

Alex

That one kid who thinks he so cool but just isn't

look at Alex, that fucking sped

by DADDY TACO May 17, 2021

Alexism

When you feel random or do something silly while in a random or good mood.

Me: oh my God! It's gonna explode! Aaaaagh!

Bestie: huh!? what is?

Me: I was just doing an Alexism :P

by Alex Does Alexism's July 3, 2021

Alex

Alex is a term used when your mate got a massive humongous 2 incher muncher pickle as it looks like a pickle, veiny green and disfigured. Hug him long enough he’ll sniff your address from which cleaning detergent you used. He often acts like a crab grabbing your cocks as if they were his life line. He was fast at running, running fast food to his room, to much running would start up his Syphilis which shows his immense experience in back door sandy, sandy also describes his face. His game is so elite that any girl in a party would smash him, any girl at the school of the blind. His finger game is the best making elton Johns Saturday night guitar game seem weak, but elton is gay and so is alex game where the finger are used to perform the helicopter. One cum shot down the wrong wind pipe can cause a liver turn white. His liver is not as weak as alex himself letting his dog peg him and any 2 yr old in the area , which is some reverse Paedophilia making the cops question where the restraining order should go till they hear how much alex enjoys the pegging by children, till one day one big black guy stretch him out so much the children couldnt get their legs out his stomach, whilst they struggle their knees play his fragile liver like a accordion making his skin turn yellow and white like a light going on and off, this inherited flashlight signals real pedophiles to his location for his real true enjoyment he gained.

You see that mountain over there, no the bigger one that looks like a volcano, yes thats alex pimple.

by Bighonkjonk November 24, 2021