Simp

Squirrels In My Pants

"Tell me what's makin you jump like that? SIMP - Squirrels In My Pants!"

by cxrs October 17, 2020

Simp

someone who does way too much for a person they like

Ali the simp : bro i made her assignments just to build trust, we are not even dating

dee : you're a simp

by Sabkapapahumai June 30, 2024

Simp

A man/women who pretends to have similarities with a person of interest just to raise the chances of getting in their pants

Ryan: sorry I couldn’t play COD man, I took Alya to the planetarium

Alex: why? You don’t even like school, let alone bullshit about Space
Ryan: I’m just tryinna smash as soon as possible, she’s super hot so it’s worth it
Alex: You’re such a fuckin simp

by SimpH8er January 30, 2021

Simp

Any boy called Travis Bell

Will: hey Kai what is a simp?
Kai: Travis

by Xbulmo May 06, 2020

Simp

Blake butler

Blake is a simp because he admires girls doing nothing

by *NSYNC di September 17, 2020

Simp

A white knight and Stan’s bastard child

simp: You are so perfect in every way. Please sleep with me my goddess
hoe: stfu simp

by chicken smegs February 09, 2020

Simp

Strongly interacting massive particle (SIMP)

Simps are hypothetical particles that has since been discounted based on further observations and modelling of the cluster.

by Bertongpinakamalupet January 03, 2021