Unitas Punch

While fisting a woman, if you are to lose your Super Bowl ring inside her vagina, you have performed a Unitas Punch. (Background: Johnny Unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an NFL field and is no way tied to the sordid sexual deeds described above).

I lost my ring last night.

Word?

Yeah Super Bowl XXXIV is only a memory. I gave her a Unitas Punch. I hope she doesn't ride a bike to work.

by Bland Milk May 12, 2011

tongue punching

Punching an asshole with your tongue

I like it when someone is tongue punching my asshole.

by Pharmchix September 17, 2017

Coochie Punch

Coochie punch is the action where you fist a woman with your hand lubed in vaseline

{chad} hey dude i just coochie punched {kira}
{jake} yooo did u use the vaseline lube

by xyko1 February 09, 2021

crinkle punch

to punch someone in the butt hole. butt hole = crinkle star

You better quit fartin', or else I'm gonna crinkle punch you so hard, it knocks dat gas out ya nose.

by crinklestarlette January 04, 2014

punch the turtle

To attempt something that does have a small chance of success - but will likely end in failure and pain.

Did you hear how Josh and Christel are trying to create new slang? They're trying to punch the turtle with that...

by JBonesMcGee March 30, 2019

gunch punch

A punch directly to a person's genitals making it swollen and bloody.

I could use a good gunch punch today!

by RXSTR54 February 24, 2017

Punching the grape

The act of punching a hemorrhoid back up the anus

Last night I was punching the grape for the missus

by 60inchesofaids July 14, 2021