smoking penis

Trippin over nothing.

Bro, are you smoking penis?

by Gavyou June 1, 2017

Penis Pasty

A delicious pastry product from Cornwall but stuffed full with human penises instead of meat.

He ate the penis pasty with great difficulty.

She ate the penis pasty with relative ease.

by 10293848576 February 11, 2012

Penis leash

1. (adj)- An off-the-wall insult for an annoying person.

2. (noun)- A sex toy.

3. (noun)- A tongue twister.

1. Matthew, stop being a penis leash!

2. Austin's girlfriend didn't appreciate the penis leash he got her for her birthday.

3. PENIS LEASH, PENIS LEASH, PENISH LEASE, PENISH LEASHE!

by Captain Cocktopus July 9, 2011

Octo-Penis

an std you get after having sexual intercourse with a slutty girl. it causes 7 desies riddled penis to sprout from your groin

you definitely got Octo-Penis from that slut last night

by klimerman October 15, 2011

lonely penis

When a male is in a group consisting solely of females, thus being the only person with a penis.

Lonely penis-ing can be negative:
Guy: Dude, my girlfriend made me hang out with all of her girl-friends this weekend, I had such a lonely penis.
Or positive:
Guy A: As fun as it was hanging out with just biddies last night, I got a bit of a lonely penis
Guy B: I know dude, bros before hos

by blocking the cock June 14, 2011

penis marking

The term for waking up after a long night, and finding out that someone drew a penis on your cheek with a Sharpie marker.

I have a penis marking!

by Mike Will November 18, 2003

monster penis

Sometimes known as MP. A penis that when erect is longer than 9" and has a circumference of no less than 7" (diameter of slightly more than 2"). Prolonged sexual intercourse with such an MP will likely cause vagina pain that lasts at least a week. This is not to be confused with miniscule penis, as it is the polar opposite.

Ruby: So, how was your night last night?

Candy: Great, but my vagina hurts because I had sex with a monster penis. I can't even sit down, laugh, or sneeze without discomfort.

Ruby: I hate when that happens. Damn, men and their MPs.

by Ruby569 January 23, 2011