The over and under carnage

When your girl has diarrhea and is on her period, she defecates while you are trying to earn your redwings.

While trying to earn my redwings, my girlfriend gave me the over and under carnage.

by K.C.B. October 31, 2017

Jerked Over

(combination of jerked off and keeled over) when you jerk off so much in one day that you have a heart attack.

"Man I wanked like six times today...I almost jerked over on that last one"

by ohhoneohh November 2, 2017

Smash over

When you get wild, and you smash a lot of people in one night, or it's a one night stand, but you smash multuple times and you wake up sore and humiliated

"Hey Bob, you good? You don't look to good this morning?"
"Nah dude, I was up until 2 smashing, and now I have a killer smash over"

by Jacaranda1027 December 21, 2017

Come over and do Laundry

Term used when a person wants to break up or end the relationship with another person.

John and I have been having a lot of problems lately. I think I’m gonnna invite him to come over and do laundry tonight.

by Pilsenbro13 January 8, 2018

coming over

a bop made by EXO

y'all can call me names, but coming over was the best song on the album

by realbops February 12, 2018

Reaching over the toaster

Saying that you would go out of your way to do something for someone. If someone is struggling or you care deeply about someone, this is what to say.

P1: Hey...my mother hasnt been doing so well
P2: Tell me what she needs, I'll reach over the toaster for her.

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P1: What do you promise me?
P2: I will always be reaching over the toaster for you, even if you make me mad.

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P1: Why'd you two break up?
P2: I was sick of reaching over the toaster for her. All she did was keep begging for more. At that point, it wasn't reaching over the toaster, it was prison.

by imapizzatrash May 21, 2018

Driving over that lemon

Continually hitting an obstacle or problem.

"I have been driving over that lemon over and over again

by Two Flashes May 29, 2018