Tree

Thing where the dogs pee

A: Oh no, my dog shit my Christmas tree! 😪
B: well, that's sad...

by whoisalex? November 6, 2021

Mystical tree

The root where all wisdom is born.

The mystical tree enlightened me about what women really want!

by Sohn von mystical tree September 17, 2023

Fellon's Tree Removal

An arborist in upstate NY who employes felons.

Felon: "hey Carl, you hiring?"
Carl: "Yeah Dude, can you run a chainsaw?"
Felon: "fuck yeah dude! I got tons of experience in that! I chainsawed my girlfriend into pieces. That's how I got my first felony!"
Carl: "Right on. When can you start?"
Felon: "Right after I get that body out of my trunk... Can I run the wood chipper too?"
Carl: "Of course. You at clearly qualified and trustworthy. Welcome to Fellon's Tree Removal."

by Double take July 10, 2025

tree

another word for toilet

let me piss near this tree

by VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV December 20, 2022

tree knocking

A scare tactic that Big Foot used to scare people out of the forest

While hiking in the forest we heard tree knocking and made a hasty exit.

by The squatcher Dr August 14, 2020

bang the tree

to partake in marijuana usage

yo jaysler, ill catch you later im finna go bang the tree

by swagboii_63 April 19, 2024

busy as tree

Busy as a tree is defined as being loaded and slammed with alot of work but don't show it to people. Such as having 3 research papers due this weekend but don't look stress out about it on their day to day life when they really are thinking about it mentally. They are do have a strong bark to hide the craziness of their lifes.

Damm timbers and her partner mr.tree don't show it but they are busy as tree!

by Michael J Cahoon January 28, 2023