mud shot

A happy hour Slippy to the Whoopi.

When I was done tongue punching her fart box she blew a mud shot in my eye

by Starfishcleaner July 7, 2021

Stick in the mud

A slur for a gay man; popularized by Family Guy

"You're acting like a total stick in the mud." -Lois Griffin
"Is that some kind of gay slur?" -Peter Griffin

by Pogger_Champ May 28, 2021

Mud Flossing

The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.

Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.

by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014

F-mud

Acronym for f* my useless (non stem ) degree.

You use f-mud when you're unhappy w your useless liberal arts degree. Stem people don't need to use the phrase f-mud

by Sexydimma December 15, 2022

Mud Cone

When an uncut penis gets covered in shit from anal and gets trapped under the foreskin.

Bro, Steve got a mud cone after him and Sarah tried anal.

by Kaigon February 8, 2020

Mud cream pie

The after effects of shooting your load while engaging in anal sex

Tina got mud cream pie all over my sheets last night.

by Mojojo1029 August 31, 2017

Mississippi Mud Puppet

The sexual act of putting your penis in a woman's vagina then sticking your fist in her anus and stroking the penis with the fist. The opposite of a West Virginia Hand Puppet.

Sarah told me she wanted to try something new in bed, so I gave her a Mississippi Mud Puppet.

by OG Tom November 10, 2025