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Mad Hatter

The act of cumming on your partner’s hair and immediately placing a hat on afterwards. Thus, making them a mad hatter from the amount of time it will take to completely remove your baby sauce.

Invented in Danbury Connecticut; home of the Mad Hatters
Did you hear Conway gave Cathy a mad hatter. There was so much cum it glued the hat right onto her head”
by Mike Honcho playgirl star November 21, 2019
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Short Man Mad

A degree of anger most commonly found within men that have short man syndrome but can be experienced by anyone.

Very mad but without anything to do about it.
“My manager has me short man mad bro”

“Bro calm down you’re gettin short man mad”
by Rutebega July 21, 2022
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Mads

A mads is a person with many mental issues.
Mads: huaa huaa haaau mi ritard
by Bodilertilaber September 2, 2023
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mad

people are mad.
by AGENT TOXIC January 5, 2021
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Madding

When your boner is furiously angry.
I was in a pokemon battle with this fine looking female and I was madding because I was angry at her too
by awesomemax03 March 27, 2020
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Mads

Mads is the definition of retard, people with the name Mads have a 100% chance of being diagnosed with things such as autism, downsyndrome, and homosexuality.
"OH shit he a mads" -jack

"oh he gay and autist yes" -joe
by plskillmadsheisveystupid February 17, 2020
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girl mad

To be girl mad is to be upset about things that are little in nature but get under the skin for reasons such as:

- annoying fucking assholes at work

- not having the correct lippie that you THOUGHT you put in your bag
- premenstrual and/or menstrual cramps

- your birth control making you crazy or fatter than you know you are, etc.

-the rat of a tangle in your hair you can't brush out without cutting a chunk of hair out

-your stupid ass boyfriend being ANNOYING (see annoying fucking assholes above, falls into same subcategory)

The list goes on and on.
"Hey what's the matter Bailey?"

"Fuck off Jeremy you piece of fuck. I'm girl mad so take your boy stupid and get the fuck out of my face"
by Girl truth October 23, 2018
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