Lady Vault

The Lady Vault is a ladies term for Masturbatory Aids. Similar to a "spank bank" but for ladies.

Alexander Skarsgard is #1 in my lady vault

by Botina January 11, 2012

Lunch Lady Land

In Adam Sandlers SNL song lunch lady land is a place where the lunch lady's go when they are not serving food. It is a magical land where all the lunch foods are alive and love the lunch lady because she makes the kids eat them but the best lunch food there is the sloppy joe because he never loses faith in the lunch lady

School boy: where is the lunch lady

School girl: she is in Lunch Lady Land

by SPACE JOE August 17, 2020

Lady Bacon

Lady Bacon
The resulting product of wet curing a tender pork fillet in the Vagina of a mature menopausal woman for six or more days.
A prized delicacy in many obscure native communities , it commands high prices on the dark web…

Girl Bacon
As for Lady bacon but the vagina curing takes place in a pre menstrual girl. This bacon can also be made using tender veal fillets rather than pork.

Queen Bacon

is the rarest of all in this category, and is achieved in the same way as Girl bacon but only can be made while the hostess is menstruating..

We especially enjoyed our hostesses Carbonara, as she had prepared her very own Lady Bacon!

by Pookiemay February 9, 2024

Bag Lady

The name of the female butt. A male’s butt is a bum, so a female’s butt is a bag lady.

Often mentioned when you bump a woman’s butt by accident. “Oops, sorry I bumped your bag lady!”

by PineappleLifeGirl August 13, 2022

wavy lady

pretty black fly itch

fem who has it all (body, face, hygiene, personality and style)

she a wavy lady

did u see that wavy lady ? she bad

by aabandss June 19, 2023

iron lady

A mature woman who goes to the gym just to lift weights. Never sets foot on a treadmill and wouldn’t be seen alive in a group exercise class. She does not carry water bottles for a douchebag gym bro. She has noticeable upper body definition.

Hey bro check out the traps on that Iron Lady

by Honeybeelifting January 22, 2020

snow lady

A female snow person

My snow lady is wearing a poinsettia brooch

by Cheater cheetah December 8, 2013