free-timing

Instead of "retiring" from a career, let's make it something that explains the delight of having more free-time available to do whatever we want. While working, we often have too little of it, so once we aren't working, we are "free-timing" to do the things that escaped us for too long.

I'm anxious to see the things I'll do once I'm "free-timing".

by The Insurance Chick August 22, 2025

Vluten Free

The perfect storm of annoying eater, combining both Gluten Free and Vegan together to make every single patron at a restaurant have to overhear how the individual eats neither gluten free and vegan only diet..

Waitress: What would you like to eat
Person: "Hi do you have any gluten free, vegan options because I refuse to eat animals, and or wheat.."
Waitress: "maybe a salad"
Person: "Can you check with the Chef to make sure it's Vluten Free certified"

by nowayto know March 22, 2019

free boy

it's the free boy of the land bich

free boy jimmy got kick out from his moms house

by butthand December 8, 2020

free muff

Free muff - after an argument with the mrs you go down stairs to get a drink, you come up the stairs and hear rustling, you listen for exactly 10 seconds, you walk into the room and place your water (that's all you have within the house) onto the wind w ceil, you see the mrs wrapped up like a burrito on the cellular device you proceed to then get into bed where you will lay for 2 minuets before you feel her leg rise, now... straight flaps... straight salmon has now touched upon the surface of your soft skin. you begin to notice that your leg is no longer dry.

david: "are you free muff right now?"

by thecommingdemon November 24, 2024

Free Robux

Congratulations: You're Fucked now kiddo!

Oh look free robux? I want some! Okay all I need to do is put my password in, okey let's try!

:::::GET FUCKED LOSER!!!!!!!:::::

by BoonDogglePlatypus November 25, 2022

Free Birdin' It

The act of doing something over and over to the point of annoyance; Hence the song "Free Bird" by Lynyrd Skynyrd being played on the radio too much from 1973 - 1974.

Dude, Mike is Free Birdin' it last night. He said lit like 300 times.

by schwifty90 May 8, 2017

free gems

Commonly asked by a lot of Indians and Nepali, in many YouTube videos for Supercell games, in order to phish, while always ending up permanently banned in the game.

Alas! Sometimes ago I lost my 400+ gems in the laboratory while trying to upgrade my Barbarians.

plis give me free germs supercall

free gems plz my baby sister used all of my gems while i was in the kitchen

by King Mohammad February 12, 2018