Only trees should wear wood

The tree-hugger's equivalent of the endangered-animal-species advocate's "only elephants should wear ivory" saying. Hear, hear!

Nowadays there are plenty of "alternative" materials we can use instead of pulp-fiber in the production of lumber, paper, etc.... only trees should wear wood; we need them --- along with the plankton in the ocean --- for creating our planet's oxygen.

by QuacksO November 17, 2018

Florida palm tree

Being pegged by a woman with a ribbed strap on

She gave her husband a Florida palm tree for his birthday

by Tattooie October 6, 2022

silly tree stump

TYLER JOSEPH JAMES

person 1: 'hey you silly tree stump'
tyler james: 'oh hey there, silly tree stump here!'

by tylerjamesisasillytreesstump February 10, 2025

tree lingo

talking in the language of a tree

oh my god tutoring is such tree lingo!

by comeonnow123 April 27, 2021

Tree

A small of large hard thing that erects from the ground. They are usually brown but there are White ones too there just a little smaller, and they have smaller ones that come out off it and resembles green hair.

Guy 1 "what's that huge brown thing?"
Guy 2 "oh, that's a tree."

by pseudonym 2.0 February 3, 2021

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone

I woke up to see my cat outside my window on a tree

And he ran away , he’s gone with the wind guys

My cat was stuck in a tree and now he’s gone, my cat somehow got outside and was in a tree and he looked at me for two minutes and then ran away

by A Cardboard box December 10, 2021

Binary Space Partition Tree

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"That nerd Jeff is such a Binary Space Partition Tree"

by iminhellplshelpahhh June 10, 2024