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I'm unique

Whoever says this unironically is usually a basic bitch who has nothing special about themselves. They often can't shut the fuck up about their "Uniqueness," when in reality they're an annoying, insecure, loser. Don't associate with them.

They could also be tell the truth, which is rare.
Stacy: "OMFG I'M SO QUIRKY AND UNIQUE!!!"

Bob: "Shut the actual fuck up."

Stacy: "But I'm unique! I deserve recognition and privilege for being special and different!"
by Iamaboredstudent. August 30, 2022
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I'm going to pull a Stanley

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed
by richie_the_alt September 2, 2022
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I'm Such a Libra

Exclaimed by someone of the Libra Zodiac sign when they have difficulty making a decision.
The waiter is coming this way. What will you order?

A Coke, ... or no, wait, an Iced Tea. Or no, they have home-made lemonade. Oh god, I'm such a Libra!
by LukeJes September 5, 2022
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I'm on it

Three two-letter words that somebody uses when they want to make short work of whatever task that needs to be done.
Especially when that person who said it is closest to that problem to tackle it.
Jimmy the supervisor was on the floor surveying all while Jerry is putting stock on the shelves at the liquor store.

Jimmy gets a call on his cell, answers it, and listens...

Jimmy (listening intently, then replies): ... Yes, sir! You need that NOW?!

And meet you at the front part of the store? Okay, sir!

(Jimmy yells to James...)

Jimmy (with emphasis): Jerry! I need you to get six bottles of Cristal, 3 bottles of José Cuervo, some whiskey sour mix,

two super-big bottles of Jack Daniel's, a case of Captain Morgan, and 4 bottles of Scotch! Get a crate and a dolly ready!

Jerry (asking): What's the occasion?

Jimmy (straightforward): A client wants to stock up for a New Year's party right now! Trying to beat the holiday rush!

Jerry (surprised): He is?! I'm on it!

Jimmy: Hold up, Jerry! I'll help you! Get that dolly and a couple of boxes, and we'll get that done ASAP PDQ!
by Wa11ar00 September 12, 2022
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I'm in a meeting

phrase A polite or secretive way to inform someone that you are (or about to be) sitting on the toilet, pooping.
"I can't talk right now. I'm in a meeting."

Person 1 knocks on bathroom door.
Person 2: I'm in a meeting right now. I might be a while.
by Lorenzo Zamboni October 25, 2022
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I'm a

"I'm a great person who deserves everything."
by mae1alv April 24, 2022
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I'm Available Now

A phrase used by people who have absolutely no idea what it means to schedule an appointment in a professional environment.
"Hey, what would be a good time for you today?"

"I'm available now."

"Well I'm not, so pick an actual time."
by TheThinMan34 May 6, 2022
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