i couldnt sleep, guess i be late to my hair pube-ing.
that sucks. ive always wanted my hair pubed
getting your hair pubed
that sucks. ive always wanted my hair pubed
getting your hair pubed
by the guy banging ur mom March 02, 2022
the shitty pathetic facial hair which candidates such as Lil Pump, and many others grow out thru their adolescent years
Guy no1: "Bro why dat dude grow it proud?"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
Guy no2:"neither do I schwubbldy wubbldy Schub so how would I know?"
also Guy no2: "dude that's soundcloud rapper facial hair 101"
by onesyphorus March 23, 2019
National grab hair day guysss!! Touch someone’s hair, even if they think it’s weird! This event starts on 22nd March. Have fun!!
by Joes hair March 20, 2021
by 1637286462 September 27, 2017
Did you hear Jays’ snoring get interrupted last night? He didn’t block the space under his cell door and got a cock hair tumble weed stuck in his neck.
by Karen wise March 07, 2019
n.
1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
1: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches in a way that aims to liberate the mind by emphasizing the critical and imaginative powers of the subconscious
2: A barber that dresses beards and mustaches that are themselves deemed to be surrealist
3: A hair dresser cuts or styles hair with his or her face or the face of another
ex. 1 My beard used to make me look boring until I started visiting a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
ex. 2 My moustache is a lobster so I can only have it tended to by the most qualified surrealist facial hair stylists.
ex. 3 When the stylist ate the only pair of scissors in the establishment and began to chew my hair away, I knew I was dealing with a surrealist facial hair stylist.
by mroconnell August 16, 2010
A drink made with jaeger, sprite and coke combined. Sometimes whiskey is substituted for jaeger but there is more coke in that version.
by Amo 83 November 12, 2021