free and nini

The day two bad bitties got tg

National free and nini day bitch

by Uhmnidoesntno September 21, 2020

free bagel

1. A loose butthole. You can make implications about toppings yourself.

"I went over to Jennifer's place to get myself a free bagel yesterday."

by DrSpocktopus November 13, 2013

Free Spirit

A term used by the indigenous people when a person was not bound by a gender identity, and went by the pronouns they, them.

Person 1: so what do you go by?
Person 2: oh I'm a free spirit.
Person 3: Oh like with the indigenous people!

Person 2: yep :D

by Im.bi. April 13, 2021

free dane

after two idiots got into a fight one was suspended for longer than the other and lots of people thought it was unfair, hence starting the 'free dane' movement at win high school 2021

"did you see the snack line sign?"

"no why?"

"someone put 'free dane' on it"

by yeahlol57678 January 23, 2022

Scot-free

A free good or service of such poor quality that it costs to fix it. A derogatory word for Scottish commodities.

The original mullet was a Scot-free haircut.

by Dubs Check October 17, 2025

free-food fiasco

Da frequent sabotaging of one's attempts to "eat wholesome" or stay on a strict low-cal/carb diet to lose weight and/or otherwise improve his health by purchasing only "basic" and "natural" groceries; said messing-up occurs when either you get jovially invited to "consume mass quantities" by your Coneheads-appetited buddies at a party or backyard barbecue, or you unexpectedly come across some leftover/discarded food that is still safe/edible... hey, for this latter example, you absolutely HAVE to eat it, right? We can't be wasting food, now, can we, especially when there are children starving all over the world; it saves on your grocery-bill, as well. And besides, salvaged food --- by the virtue of your conscientiously not letting it go to waste --- isn't fattening, anyway; only food that either you're served or you actually go and PURCHASE adds on da pounds... everybody knows THAT!

Two classic examples of a free-food fiasco are (1) where Hagar goes out on his porch and finds a huge cornucopia of tasty rich treats labeled, "For Hagar"; he sadly remarks, "This always happens whenever I go on a diet!", and (2) where the irritable and acutely-nicotine-dependent Dr. Becker is trying to give up da cancer-sticks, but then finds several unopened boxes of them in a dumpster behind his workplace.

by QuacksO August 12, 2019

Gluten free

Eternal pain, suffering and dehydration

Oh fuck, the crumbs, they’re everywhere, it’s a fucking desert. Oh god have mercy on my Gluten Free soul

by Shrivelled Dried Corpse May 24, 2021