The Alf Finger

The act of pointing at someone then at yourself (with both index fingers) multiple times, while raising one eyebrow.

hey did you see that he hella just gave her the alf finger.

by Vegas Lurker November 30, 2007

Three fingered

When you insert 3 fingers

I asked her if she wanted to get three fingered but she said no.

by jiggysaw17 July 25, 2019

Whiskey Fingers

When you are too drunk to finger someone before passing out.

Sally: I tried to rub one out last night, but I got whiskey fingers!!!
Harold: You sure it wasn't just being lazy?
Sally: Probably!! Lol I pulled a Tommy.

by Hnwillis January 28, 2016

Fishy Fingers

When you sniff your fingers after fingering your hoe.

“You really should wash your snatch more often. I’ve got really fishy fingers now...have a sniff!”

by Redbaron February 2, 2020

Smitty Fingers

Sweaty, dirty fingers, inferring that the persons hands are unclean and sticky.

Example 1:
Bella: Get you're smitty fingers off me!
George: :(

Example 2:
Gary: Nom CHOCOLATE!
Bill: *slaps hand away* keep you're smitty fingers away from my easter egg!

by NomNomPotashMcBobbinson June 7, 2011

spinning finger

the finger you use for spin bowling in the sport cricket. also the finger you use to finger fuck your mrs.

shane warne has a great spinning finger when he bowls legspin. he also uses that finger to fuck his mrs.

by anony23 April 27, 2009

Finger Soup

when a girl finger and is very wet

im going to go home and make a big batch of finger soup while watching erotic videos

by Niki_galb July 8, 2011