Swamp Donkey 

A crazy old red headed motherfucker pretending to be a high school ag teacher that tells unbelievable bullshit that is completely and utterly...false.

"Even though I'm 5'1", 240 lbs. I used to run track and bench 350, and I also can shoot a ping pong ball off anyone's head from 250+ yards with a crossbow.....I AM NOT A SWAMP DONKEY, YOU GODDAMN LIL BASTARDS!"-MW

Swamp Donkey by IMakeSparksWhenIWalk40 December 21, 2008

Swamp Donkey 

Eldest sibling of the family who wears a bell as jewelry on holiday gatherings. Also known as swamp sister in some eastern philosophies.

My sister Sarah is the Swamp Donkey this year with that bell on her ear.

Swamp Donkey by beecolony November 26, 2009

Swamp Donkey 

A large girl or slut who likes to cause a lot of drama! She lurks into the scene with taking advantage of unwilling men!

A Swamp Donkey is a Cheerleader who takes advantage of an unwilling coach who manipulates him while he is drunk and then wont go away!

Swamp Donkey by Hamp-Mike-P, and C-3 February 9, 2010

donkey kick 

The act of lifting the back end of a motorcycle in the air. When a person on a motorcycle applies the front brakes excessively, it lifts the back wheel, essentially the opposite of a "wheelie".

"For my trick I don't know if I should do a wheelie or a donkey kick."

donkey kick by Chaudunfz6 July 29, 2007

Donkey Kong 

A person who claims to have some attribute in complete opposition to reality. as in Donkey Kong not being a donkey at all.

"Brian told me the other day he could program in C++, but it turns out he couldn't even open the editor. He's a real Donkey Kong."

Donkey Kong by OMNIARCHON Psychomanc3r January 20, 2009

Donkey Kong 

When a man is laying on his back with a woman is riding him cowgirl style, and she wraps her man-feet around his neck.

Dude, when Katie and I were fuckin, she blindsided me with the Donkey Kong! I nearly tapped out.

Donkey Kong by 2tonemafia March 13, 2011

Donkey Slap 

So, when you slap your cock (over 6 inches) on an of age female it is called a DONKEY SLAP.

Male: Heyo Gangsta whats going on?
Female: Yo nothing holmes, just wanting to get donkey slapped.
Male: FWSHHH, there you go bitch.
Female: doesn't count dick was less than 6 inches
Male: *pulls out glock BANG BANG 'fuck you bitch'

Donkey Slap by Brackin homie October 14, 2018