A form of dance originating and deriving its name from Jersey City, in which a group of male dancers dance by the entrance to the Holland Tunnel, and attempt to tap each other with their cocks. If you get tapped by three different cocks you're in for a 5 min penalty during which ur required to polish their schlongs.
by Höegardener October 18, 2010
Get the Jersey City Tap Dancemug. by BOSS4747 May 20, 2011
Get the dance around with a chicken voodoomug. When two gay men have sex missionary style. Also known as "Fire Starting" (rubbing two sticks together).
by punchtheclown February 7, 2009
Get the San Francisco Pole Dancemug. 1. A dance buttfuckers do when they are too stoo ped to go to the bathroom on their own. 2. A gnome-like dwarf who tries to be funny, but really isn't. 3. An anal dwelling dwarf that causes itching, swelling, pustoles, sores, and anal warts to anyone who shakes her hand.
by mergie21 April 16, 2005
Get the Pee Pee Dancemug. by LasSquirrels April 11, 2011
Get the Danced Her Under The Tablemug. Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser
by Hooter180 February 8, 2017
Get the gluten free lap dancemug. Basically when something doesn’t work out.
It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something
Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something
Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.
Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
by Jaebay December 19, 2018
Get the You can’t dance to Beethovenmug.