Drunken Donkey Punch

While you are having sex with your significant other and your are not satisfied so you decide to punch her and knock her out so the vaginal muscles tighten.

“I’m bout to drunken donkey punch this lil hoe”

Drunken Donkey Punch by The king 35463$28 June 4, 2018

Swamp Donkey 

When a man and woman are having sex and she gives him the special, he flips her over and sticks his special covered penis into her vagina.

I tried to give my girlfriend a swamp donkey but she didn’t really want it.

Swamp Donkey by Dick Peterman June 4, 2018

Succulent Donkey 

When you don't have a comeback you use "succulent donkey"

Person 1: You're a gay piece of fucking shit.

You : You're uh..... A succulent donkey

Succulent Donkey by chortles? June 7, 2018

Swamp donkey 

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off

Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today

Swamp donkey by The man17 June 11, 2018

Swamp Donkey 

Swamp Donkey Someone who retains high working ethics even though the environment they are working within maybe hostile or even working against them. Similar to the concept of a 'workhorse' but in worse conditions and equipped with second rate equipment. Can also be used to describe someone who land in a flat area prone to flooding and boggy soil.

"Even a Swamp Donkey would struggle trying to work like this"

Swamp Donkey by Jeffa Down Under August 20, 2018

Big donkey spank 

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

Big donkey spank by pctv guy October 9, 2018

Swamp donkey 

*A very hairy woman.

*Mostly found in the Pacific north west and the Galapagos Islands.

*First discovery made in Shasta County.

Bro, I got laid last night. But she was a total swamp donkey.

Swamp donkey by Polarbear667 October 14, 2018