sex coach

A Russian hooker who might be the linchpin of collusion, or maybe just another Russian hooker.

That so-called sex coach Needs to hire a food taster.

by Delta Sailor January 29, 2019

taen coch

Its a secret nametag. When you send somebody a letter in Bulgaria for Valentines day you write that it’s from the ,,Taen coch”

,,I like you very much!”
From: Taen coch

by Pantofa02 February 14, 2019

spleen coach

n. Well-dressed earnest motivationalist who helps disaffected urbanites to reach their full potential by unmasking and eliminating any splenocentric phobias, taboos or sexual blocks. Tasty snacks, sachets of aromatic herbs, and vaginal whispering are usually included on a BOGO basis.

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So much repressed hostility, giggling at the sight of certain flowers, and so many unexplained bruises and episodes of epistaxis;: I think I need a spleen coach.

Or a competent haematologist.

by gnostic3 June 25, 2019

snatch catch

A photo taken of a females genitalia

omg bro did you see the snatch catch chloe sent me earlier?

by Toddy's Terms June 28, 2019

Drone Catcher

A car driven by hippies tryna catch drones

Damn that drone catcher is massive

by The Real Ranga July 3, 2019

Existence Coach

N.)

Existance Coach - a person that believes their advice should be passed on to others - no matter how bad.

One Whose advice doesn't help people to live - only merely exist.

A positively useless "influencer" who believes their way of life is beneficial to others despite the fact they may not have the same means. Thus encouraging them to live an existence beyond said means ultimately resulting in an unfulfilling existence.

Holy shit, here comes Matt. That guy's been taking yoga for a week and suddenly he's an "existence coach."
Just yesterday, he told me to donate the car I have, drive a Tesla, and start eating impossible Whoppers everyday because my "chi" is out of alignment.

That mother fucker is worse than Prince Ea.

by LoFiNerdyGuy September 4, 2019

oyster catcher

A slutty chick or guy that loves to swallow just after meeting a guy.

What an oyster catcher, Annie is. She just took that dude into the bathroom.

by Ninclouse2000 October 2, 2019