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zoo circus

just a total clusterfuck of a situation with multiple people running around and shit flying all over the place, etc.
--you ever go to the Wal-Mart? fuckin place is a goddamn zoo circus---
by AntoniusBeethius November 4, 2009
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joy-circle

A joyful coming together of Chinese music fans in a circle formation with linked hands. Imagine a game of "ring around the rosy" but with drunken hipsters running around in a circle. Usually occurs at music festivals but has been seen at smaller venues as well.
"Woah, Modern Sky Festival was amazing!"

"I know, right! Did you see that massive joy-circle during Super VC?"
by beijing rocks March 13, 2010
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Jerkle Circle

When someone does the Jerk dance in a circle.
Dude, last night was insane! Kelly did a "Jerkle Circle"
by MADHOUSE THE BADHOUSE September 16, 2010
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Sweet circle bread

the donnuts!!!
An Asian guy walk into the store saids"Hey...can I have some 'sweet circle breads'?"
by Trbnist September 30, 2010
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Music Circle

The limit of how far one can move away from a music device before being pulled back by the headphones because of unwillingness to take them off, usually due to fucking good music.
Person 1 "Hey can you get that for me?"

Person 2: "Why? It's just a few feet away from you"

Person 1: "But it's outside my music circle and I'm listening to this fucking awesome song right now!"
by g.d.t. August 2, 2011
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Communion Circuit

A workout done inside a chapel by Catholic priests. This was first done by SFC. Fr. Roger Stainglass when he's preaching a sermon. It mostly consists of three exercises called "God Squats", "Lord Lunges", and "Jehovah Jacks". Usually they are done in three or four rounds in quick succession. A circuit of this always ends by kneeling on the prayer bench and saying one Hail Mary before the next circuit begins. Stainy does this in the mornings before the early service. So if you want a religious workout that will really perk you, try a Communion Circuit - it can't hurt you! Stainy Stainglass said so!
Stainy: Hey Bryant, you feel like some exercise? Let's do our Communion Circuit. I need some stretches.

Bryant: Sure! Gotta have those warm up exercises now. I love these!

Stainy: Okay! First one, lets do some God Squats. (he stands in front of the prayer bench and squats down) Easy. Now hold it too long. Just stand there until it starts to burn.

Bryant: Wow! Good one. What's next?

Stainy: Next up is the Lord Lunge. You know how we priests kneel on one knee? You do that and then you quickly stand up again. That's the second part of a Communion Circuit. (he does a Lord Lunge to show Bryant)

Bryant: What's the third part?

Stainy: The Jehovah Jack. You jump up on top of the prayer bench and you do a couple of jumping jacks. Then you jump down and pray a Hail Mary. And then the circuit starts all over again. Great workout, huh?

Bryant: Yes, but after you do it is there a stretch that you do?

Stainy: Sure it is. The Saintly Stretches. Here, hold my hand. How, stretch all the way up into the sky. There sweetie. That's it. Communion Circuits rock, don't they?

Bryant: They sure do! They wake you up. I love doing these. They're better than Knee Mail!
by Dusty's Baby Powder November 23, 2011
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Cancer Circle

A circle of friends who meet up and smoke at the same place every single day.
Wanna have cancer? Join our Cancer Circle.
by mindFXCKINGminx January 2, 2012
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