A big booty DILF Daddy who dominates a bitch with a 9 inch dick. Usually does sports and is naturally athletic with the advantage of his third leg. If you go out with a guy named Christian, BACKS WILL BE BROKEN
Christian is BIG
by JayCuttler November 16, 2021
Get the Christianmug. by Cyclone841 June 7, 2024
Get the Christianmug. Bible- carrying Followers of some monotheistic God. Take bits of the Book that work for the Christiannanity exclude other parts due to Bible college .
So I try to get away from those Bible dumping name tag Christians, but they blocked me in my driveway just to speak upon God’s word and everything they felt about it.
by Kcboommm September 14, 2025
Get the Name tag Christiansmug. Also known as SCS. Scs is known for the biggest hoes/sluts, geeks/nerds, annoying teachers, best teachers! Scs needs to step up their game. They have the football! And we all know football is the heart of schools, they need to step up how the school looks! They need to step up everything!!! Sports, programs, clubs, and so much more!!! The tuition for the school is so expensive and I’m sure everyone has thought where the money actually goes to!? The school is so serious and everyone needs to have more fun and of course still get good grades and study. There should be a middle school dance! And yeah he prom is cool woohoo! But most kids leave for high school and do you really want them to have a bad memory of their life in middle school?! But besides all of this I think the school is okay and they just need to step up their game a little that’s all no hard feelings... not going to lie though a lot of kids make great friends!! But when you don’t click your whole entire school life is shit!
Stephanie: ugh I wish smithtown Christian school could have a middle school dance before most of us leave this crappy school for high school!!
jack: it’s not that crappy but I get what you mean!
Victoria: or like everyone having school spirit and showing it for football games that we don’t have here!
jack: it’s not that crappy but I get what you mean!
Victoria: or like everyone having school spirit and showing it for football games that we don’t have here!
by BillyOof September 5, 2018
Get the Smithtown Christian Schoolmug. Christian is a type person who very caring,smart, funny , and handsome. Christian gets all the girls and doesn't realize how good looking he is and mostly doubt his own looks. He apologized for almost every single thing because he worried about hurting others and always think of others over himself. He prioritized his well being for sake of others. He a very good friend who takes care of everyone and everyone wants to be his friend!
by Ulturasexyman December 7, 2018
Get the Christianmug. a guy that's tired of searching his name up and only getting religion related results. has a really big dick and gets all the girls.
look at that christian
by idek my name January 23, 2017
Get the christianmug. Christian in a little bit of everything. He's sweet, but he's a bitch. He's supportive but he's also an egotistical piece of shit. But no matter what he is, he is everything to you and you know you can never let him go. Christian is also extremely creative. He's an amazing writer and comes up with some of the best lines you've ever heard. Christian is also an overthinker. He's been hurt and hurt people too many times so now he's scared of love. He's scared of you. He's scared of breaking you or being broken by you. But still, Christian is everything.
P.S. What he wrote was about you and you know it.
P.S. What he wrote was about you and you know it.
by MilkChocolateBunny November 24, 2021
Get the Christianmug.