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misty bone

Getting a blow jop while she vapes.
Bro she gave me a misty bone
by MrSquiy September 30, 2017
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Bone Pouch

When a girl is wearing a button down shirt so tight the gaps allow you to slip your dick in between her breasts.
That shirt is giving me the perfect bone pouch to titty fuck her.
by Lumbergfuckedher October 4, 2017
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Bone breath

After having a cup of bone broth, the new craze with health benefits to both male and female, you may develop symptoms of bone breath.
Michael thought his boyfriend was cheating on him until he found empty containers of bone broth under his bed, thus explaining the frequency of his bone breath.
by Petesbeeps October 12, 2017
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Bones & Willies are Bad for Your Health

A 21st century idiom that is meant to serve as a stark warning for humankind. Let it be known that "bones" and "willies" literally pose a significant threat to ones health and well being... lit-er-ally. Whilst it may seem prudent to dismiss this admonition as nonsense or propaganda, I'd ask you to reconsider. The originator of this phrase is a visionary with diabolical intelligence and magnificent intuition... like that of a gypsy wizard.
When the world learned that bones & willies are bad for your health, there was mass confusion. The tension became so thick you couldn't cut it with a knife... it was like a wall.
by "JE" October 16, 2017
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bones

a type of anatomical structure that is used for construction of bone houses, bone dildos, bone flavored milkshakes, and the set of the show "Bones".
Guy 1: Hey, (insert yo homeboy's name here) my bones hurt.
Guy 2: It's probably because you drank too much bone hurting juice.
Guy 1: Oof ouch, my bones.
by oofouchwhydomyboneshurt October 22, 2017
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Mind Bone

A phrase derived from the English saying "mind-blown" entailing that the speaker discovered something shocking and popular slang "boner," meaning a male erection in the genetalia. This fusion essentially entails that the speaker whom expresses it is having a blast of knowledge that rapidly expands their knowledge in a sexual manner.
Dude, I didn't know that! I just got a serious mind bone.
by Fuehbdici jdbsgc October 29, 2017
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fish bones

A coolidiculous, positively sarcastic term for skeletally-thin/underweight people
If you are a fish bones, you should eat more and go to the gym. But don't overdo it
by Sexydimma March 26, 2017
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