Apple

You bitch. Apple is a fruit, and not a fucking definition to be searched here. If you are reading this you're retarded.

Wow! Look an apple! I don't know what that is!

by Antiochus March 13, 2020

Apple NPC

An Apple NPC is someone who only buys and uses apple products just because of the fact they are apple products.

"Tiffany just bought the newest macbook, she's such an Apple NPC"

by dealerownsyou January 14, 2025

Apple pancakes

SEX

When I wake up I want apple pancakes

by Hfhuiregju March 31, 2017

Apple Tree

When you put a smart watch on a guys dick to check its pulse.

Kenith was curious if his dick had a pulse so I Apple Treed him and saw it had a pulse of 106 bpm.

by MikeyRoyale May 19, 2022

apple

its a fucking fruit why the fuck are you looking up what an apple is go to fucking google or something and you know damn well what a fucking apple is you twat

its a fucking apple

by NydriAyo June 5, 2018

Apple Juice

Giving your apple products a charge “juicing them up”.

Vic needed to charge his iPhone. He asks his coworkers for a phone charger and said I need that apple juice.

by GoodaMane March 6, 2021

Apple Extremists

Someone who praises apple for everything even though it is obviously a shit move

Normal person: Hey those mac pro wheels look nice do they come in the box with the $20,000 mac pro?
Apple extremists: No why would you think that they are an extra $100 obviously

by NotAnAppleFanboy December 8, 2020