Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.
I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.
by keeper of the real May 26, 2020
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toe fungus feb

your feet a lush is it toe fungus feb
by 1083’n73!; April 07, 2021
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Croc Toe

The biggest degenerate of all time. A croc toe is someone who mainly only ever wears Crocs. In rain, sun, and snow, these people will never understand that crocs aren't a fashion sense, more of an actual tactical usage of utility.
Ashton: Umm, Jen..
Jen: *Chewing gum obnoxiously* What do you want, Ashton?
Ashton: You do realize that it's the middle of winter, right?
Jen: Yeah, and?
Ashton: Why do you have crocs on?
Jen: Because it's trending right now. Everyone has them.
Ashton: I mean, it makes no sense, especially in this time of the season.
Jen: Listen here, Ashton, I have every right to wear whatever the fuck I want to wear.
Ashton: *With a smugged face* Okay, fair. You obviously have croc toe syndrome.
by Pussdrop October 22, 2019
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Daniel Nickle Toes

A kid in my seventh grade class who isn't in a lot of classes with me in middle school. He has a friend named John Johns and they are life partners. I played with Daniel Nickle Toes on a game once and he keeps asking if we think he's good or if he's trash. We answered this question many times but he keeps asking. Daniel, right now as i'm typing this is two seats behind me. Right behind me right now is bragging that he bought the most expensive stuff on a school game called ClassCraft. Daniel has an AEIUO disease where he messsssessss ups his spellllliiingss. That was obviously a joke because there is no such thing as an AEIUO disease STUPID. Go die if you thought that was real. Im typing this on a school computer.
Daniel Nickle Toes sent me a Nickle Toe Pick and then I stabbed him.
by Yeet Boi 247 October 29, 2018
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Pennies in the Toes

When a freaky bitch makes you suck her toes until the toe-hickeys created a copper/blood taste in your mouth
Jay T: What's happened at the clients house today?
Jay B: This nasty housewife surprised me with some mid-day Pennies in the Toes
Jay T: need a breath mint?
Jay B: Nah I like it
by ServiceDaddyDaughterDuo December 10, 2021
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doe toe bird

Look!!! Savannah has a doe toe bird!
by lemonseahorse January 24, 2021
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hammel toe

A hammel toe is basically a camel toe but it's with a fat and lesbian pussy.
Irene has a hammel toe because she is fat and plays softball.
by Edu calvo September 04, 2015
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