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Calvin's Hat

The only thing that stops the void of Calvin's Hair from consuming the universe.
John: I'm going to remove Calvin's Hat
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Witches Hat

When one has to urgently take a shit, similar to a turdle poking it's head out
What's the hurry, man?
I gotta get to the bathroom, I've got a witches hat
by KChez November 14, 2017
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Pat Hat

A Official Patriots cap worn during games
Patriots fans are always wearing their Pat hats during games
by EmJayee November 9, 2018
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big hat day

A day, often tuesdays, dedicated to wearing big hats (mainly associated with pimps and playas)
Dave: Yo man! U know what day it is?
Sheen: Tuesday, I think.
Dave: Which means big hat day
by Dave112 January 4, 2008
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Hat trick hootchie

A woman that has sex with 3 generations of a single family granpa dad and college aged son
Hey yo. Joey. That chic we met at the bar friday ..well i took her home and grandpa dad and i had a four way with her. She turned out to be a real hat trick hootchie
by M I sofakingweetodded May 21, 2017
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Scummy fog hat

A Sweaty hat that your friend shit in and blew a cloud of vape in
Remember when you’re homie put on my scummy fog hat!?
by Spoogs August 30, 2018
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National no hat day

Boys and girls this one is for you. Do you have a boyfriend or girlfriend that just wears hats all the time and it’s annoying? Well this is their week to shine. No hat day is october 30th
Bryan did you know that it’s national no hat day?

No way, i can’t wear a hat today:(
by Ttzig October 27, 2019
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