sam

iron golem named spam with tiny penis the mf is a dumbass

imagine an iron gloem with no crotch and a bad temper.. samuel aka spam

by lamuel spaing June 15, 2022

Sam

A name for the most annoying person in the world, he hits girls and tries to fight them. NEVER BE FRIENDS WITH A SAM they will ruin your life.

SAM is a horrible person. SAM doesn’t have any friends. We all hate SAM.

by Everyone person that hates Sam June 24, 2019

Sam

A really hot buff alpha male ginger

Did u see that new kid he’s a total sam

by Cock sucker 69 420 December 2, 2021

sam bc

A small manboy who pretends to be straight.

"George has been dating Emily for 5 years but they never had sex. They didn't even sleep in the same bed. Is he gay?"
"He must be a sam bc"

by J.Butler November 24, 2021

sam foust

sam like his fat ginger cat larry and he loves Freja because she is so cool, funny, pretty and smart.
He also likes correcting your and you’re which is very annoying.
he never stops talking about him being lactose intolerant, pizza or himself
his brother is leng .
he is terrible at speed run and minecraft
he also has very hairy feet and gives butch lesbian vibes

person: did you see that certified beefcake??
other person : yea that’s a real sam foust he can get it

by Urmomswhore May 2, 2022

C!Sam

RED FLAG 🚩 HE'S A DERANGED WEIRDO AVOID AT ALL COSTS

"C!Sam is weird right?"
"Yea, remember the weird dream you had of C!Dream begging at his knees?"

by JUCIYSODA January 6, 2024

Sam

HES THE MOST AMAZINGEST PERSON EVER AND SO FLIPPING SMART AND DESERVES EVERYTHING IN THIS WORLD AND DONT EVEN DENY IT BTW

ok i'm not gonna add an example but this was written by the second most amazing person ever after sam ofc 😋

by second most amazing person November 20, 2021