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Josh

A 5’1 kid who like hentai and won’t stop talking about it. He’s kind of annoying but is ok. He likes parrots which is weird because he is too. (:
Person A: Josh is weird

Person B: yeah, he is.
by 907ALASKA907 March 31, 2020
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Josh B.S.

Cannot do Quizlet nor Vocab quiz.

Stuck in Val Bronze 3... (Played since act 1:ep. 1)
Bro! We won even with Josh B.S. on our team!
Bro! We lost because we had Josh B.S. on our team!
by Royce_ykda911 May 18, 2022
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Josh marathon

Studying/ Doing all the previous tests in a class in preparation for a final exam
Yo what’s up I’m about to start studying. I think I’m gonna do a Josh marathon right now.
by Jonnyboy22 May 27, 2024
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Josh Fields

Josh I completely forgot what I was planning on writing, like, I genuinely have 0 idea what I was going to type.

You ever hear of that one novel thing you would read in English, the most dangerous game? I'm gonna have the people dot that do me I'm gonna hide in north port somewhere ad no it
Josh Fields help me

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow!
Let's shake it up a little.
Barry! Breakfast is ready!
Coming!
Hang on a second.
Hello?
Barry?
Adam?
Can you believe this is happening?
I can't.
I'll pick you up.
Looking sharp.
Use the stairs, Your father paid good money for those.
Sorry. I'm excited.
Here's the graduate.
We're very proud of you, son.
A perfect report card, all B's.
Very proud.
Ma! I got a thing going here.
You got lint on your fuzz.
Ow! That's me!
Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.
Bye!
Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house!
Hey, Adam.
Hey, Barry.
Is that fuzz gel?
A little. Special day, graduation.
Never thought I'd make it.
Three days grade school, three days high school.
Those were awkward.
Three days college. I'm glad I took a day and hitchhiked around The Hive.
You did come back different.
Hi, Barry. Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.
Hear about Frankie?
Yeah.
You going to the funeral?
No, I'm not going.
Everybody knows, sting someone, you die.
Don't waste it on a squirrel.
Such a hothead.
I guess he could have just gotten out of the way.
I love this incorporating an amusement park into our day.
by JoshFieldslover69 September 26, 2025
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Josh

Josh is loving , caring and kind like a golden retriever . He’s supportive of you and try’s to crack jokes even when they’re not funny . He’s so sweet and caring and brings flowers to your door takes you on dates . He always makes an effort to work things out with you no matter what .

Honestly if you meet a Josh you are a very lucky don’t let him go I don’t think I’ll ever meet another like him . He’s one of a kind .
Whey it’s Josh!
by izra_x January 1, 2023
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Blacktown Josh

A rather round bikie looking dude, balls the size of mangoes, The last man he fucked, was impregnated for 6 years. Doctors say their was enough sperm out of them nuts to build 300 tattooed pelicans exactly like him.
Don't blow in her, you have nuts like Blacktown Josh
by Philphilphilphil December 23, 2023
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Josh’s crush

A forbidden name that shall never be uttered and never told to anyone, most especially kolbe
Kolbe: hey, who is josh’s crush

Josh: nice try nerd
by Jimmy hahah April 10, 2019
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