i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

tea vessel

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.

After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.

by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016

sad tea

Believed to be coffee

I have to drink my sad tea everyday in the morning

by ehosso March 14, 2018

Hot Tea

Some secrets got spilt

Me: Spill that hot tea sister

Friends: Umm

by Blah blah blah girl June 17, 2020

Tea

Orlaith Harkin is the Lord of all Tea

Spill the Tea Sis- Orlaith

by TheLordOfAllTeax July 1, 2019

tea

Listen to the Kinks' song, "have a cuppa tea" and you'll know everything you need to know about tea

Granny's always ravin' and rantin',
And she's always puffin' and pantin',
And she's always screaming and shouting,
And she's always brewing up tea...

by timinatorx May 26, 2023

Tea

Tea is the real gossip it is the drama everyone wants to hear about

“Ohhhhhh spill the tea”
“Teeeeeaaaaaaaaa”

by Hi I’m soooo cool December 26, 2018