by BOSS4747 May 20, 2011
Get the dance around with a chicken voodoomug. When two gay men have sex missionary style. Also known as "Fire Starting" (rubbing two sticks together).
by punchtheclown February 7, 2009
Get the San Francisco Pole Dancemug. 1. A dance buttfuckers do when they are too stoo ped to go to the bathroom on their own. 2. A gnome-like dwarf who tries to be funny, but really isn't. 3. An anal dwelling dwarf that causes itching, swelling, pustoles, sores, and anal warts to anyone who shakes her hand.
by mergie21 April 16, 2005
Get the Pee Pee Dancemug. by LasSquirrels April 11, 2011
Get the Danced Her Under The Tablemug. Gluten makes your dick fly off so with these gluten free lap dances you'll stay intact with your women pleaser
by Hooter180 February 8, 2017
Get the gluten free lap dancemug. Basically when something doesn’t work out.
It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something
Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
It can also be used when you don’t know how to respond to something
Originated from nerds who are in love with River Phoenix and have nothing else to do with their time.
Michael: Hey, I’m sorry things didn’t work out with you and Damon.
Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
Aleks: Welp, you can’t dance to Beethoven.
by Jaebay December 19, 2018
Get the You can’t dance to Beethovenmug. This applies to any skanky girl who lives in a city who thinks she is "country". She may have a bit more rythm than her non instructor counterparts. Her main purpose in life is to mooch free crappy beer off guys who have girlfriends or wives. Also an evil temptress.
by JoJo77 November 25, 2009
Get the Line Dance Instructor/Whoremug.