Muffin

a type of muffin cake muffin ish cake muffin

ITS MUFFIN TIME!!!!!!

by mynamehere;o August 12, 2021

muffin smuggling

When you sneak a woman onto an airplane in your carry-on or checked luggage for the express purpose of engaging in consensual in-flight sex through a hole previously created in the side of said luggage.

Flight attendant: “Excuse me, sir, but please remove your penis from that luggage. I’m worried you’ll get sperm on your travel items.”
Frequent flyer with his penis in a piece of luggage: “Thank you for your concern, but there are no travel items in here, only my wife. We’re muffin smuggling as a means of keeping our marriage strong.”
Flight attendant: “I see. It’s important to do things as a couple. Can I get you a ginger ale?”
Frequent flyer: “Yes. Can I have also have an extra pack of cookies?”
Flight attendant: “No.”
Wife, from within the luggage: “I love when we muffin smuggle.”
Frequent flyer, his penis still in a piece of luggage: “Me too, dear.”
Pilot: “We’ll be landing in 15 minutes.”
Flight attendant: “Sir, I’m going to need you to exit the overhead compartment and return to your seat.”

by CountOlaf69 June 22, 2024

Muffin

An absolute player loves the dog booty

Muffin Skinner is a muffin

by Anonymous kool March 30, 2020

fungus muffin

A lover of magic mushrooms

Awe look at you rolling in the mud like a fungus muffin.

by Willowbob March 8, 2018

fudge my muffins

When someone shits on a woman's chest while having sex .

"Oh baby I so want you to fudge my muffins"

by PhonicEmu54321 September 24, 2017

kicking the muffin

Wasting time or doing nothing of consequence.

"Hey, what are you doing?". "Oh, nothing. Just kicking the muffin."

by drygravytrain December 22, 2021

poof muffin

The nice form of saying fart. As some people think fart is a bad word

My mother made me say poof muffin instead of fart when I was growing up. She felt fart was a bad word. When I got older I was teased for using poof muffin instead of fart

by Moom1 July 8, 2020