IKEA SYNDROME

That moment where you don't know where you are, what time it is, what floor you're on, or how you'll escape.

I went to IKEA yesterday for some candles but after 2 hours I realized I was caught in the damn IKEA SYNDROME

by JD_Ripper April 11, 2023

Host Syndrome

When someone has an irresistible obsession and worry with the needs and happiness of friends. The individual usually takes on host responsibilities even if they aren’t hosting the group.

“Remember last night at Charlie’s house when Gabe was cleaning up after everyone and getting drinks? He seemed anxious all night?”

“Yeah Gabe’s definitely got Host Syndrome.”

by Frosty Waffle April 12, 2023

The Berger syndrome

Somebody infected with the Berger virus which makes you unable to stop talking about useless stuff

"When does he stop talking?"
"Didn't you know that he has the Berger syndrome?"

by bergerfan April 24, 2023

Alexander syndrome

You worked with an amazing colleague but you changed position and you can't stop talking with them as if you still work together.

This guy always saying nice stuff about somebody that doesn't work here he must have Alexander syndrome...

by Waarommoetikditkiezen April 24, 2023

Hoffman Syndrome

Hoffman Syndrome refers to a state of not knowing who is laughing at you or with you. People with Hoffman Syndrome cannot tell the difference.

*Someone does something embarrassing and people start to laugh*
"He thinks he's so funny, he has Hoffman Syndrome."

by ReaperMM07 May 4, 2023

GD Syndrome

GD syndrome is a word to use to describe someone that has an obsession with a female’s fetus. Especially someone that wants a girl to shit on his chest.

He had bad GD syndrome he wanted her to shit on him!

by The Consumer May 5, 2023

iea syndrome

the state of delirium that comes over you after spending 12 hours in the freezing cold at an iea show

-Are they high?
-No, they just have iea syndrome

by ririmal May 13, 2023