in the lap of the gods

Something that's out of your hands, which you have to leave up to chance. Also the name of two dope ass Queen songs.

Dude: "Alright, I just sent my resume to the employment office. Whether I get accepted or not is in the lap of the gods."

by SandvichThief February 7, 2023

Cum god

Anyone who shoots out unlawful amounts of cum and generally is the creator and ruler of the cum kingdom

"Hey have you heard about the cum god?"
"Yeah his name is skellington right? He's so cool"

by TheUrbanBaguette December 15, 2022

Rap God

The only one song that never gets old.
It was released 9 eras ago.
You expecting some sex reference? SORRY. You are a _____er.

guy1 : Am i the only guy that still is learning the lyrics of rap god?
guy2 : Wel; er.. er no?

by AbCd!2#4 July 4, 2023

god bee

a strange way of saying goodbye.

god bee my brug.. god bee

by Bobby Bob Jefferyjefsony August 21, 2023

God's Paintbrush

Someone That God Himself Handpicked To Illustrate The Goodness of Him & The Goodness of Life Thru Him Thru Song, Poetry, Prayer, Prophesy & Scripture or Any Other Means He Chooses

Wow The Way He/She Sang, Prayed, & Delivered The Word They Have To Be God's Paintbrush

by A Angel of God September 13, 2023

Toe god

A fake god that Minecraft players worship with a sponge and they cut off there toes

The toe god is very hot and we love it

by Thisburrito July 26, 2022

god loom

What people from the northside of cork say to express disbelief

Did you hear evan got with that fat beour?

God loom 😂

by Peoples Republic Of Cork August 17, 2022