by alessiakakak September 12, 2022
Get the just kidding daymug. What a cat needs to have before it may legally scratch you. (Garfield take note --- none of your "provocations" for leaving Jon a tattered bloody mess would have held up in court... in every single case, you were just being selfish, overbearing, or hot-tempered.)
I was cradling the neighbor's cat in my lap and petting him gently, and he seemed totally happy and content... unmoving, purring, the whole nine yards. Then without warning, he suddenly exploded upwards with an angry yowl and forcibly propelled himself off my lap and onto the floor, giving my thighs several deep nasty digs in the process! Talk about a total lack of just clawse... if he was starting to get stir-crazy, he could have merely squirmed and mewed a little, and I'd have immediately let him down --- no need to to "break out da ol' samurai swords"!!
by QuacksO November 23, 2018
Get the just clawsemug. something you say to someone when they weren’t present during an event/when something was happening.
Matt: do you remember when good luck charlie first came out
Alexa: no
Matt: you just weren’t outside🤦 ♂️
Alexa: no
Matt: you just weren’t outside🤦 ♂️
by mdrrr the daddy November 9, 2024
Get the you just weren’t outsidemug. When someone thinks they live rent free in your head, make you pissed, or annoyed. Even though they really aren't important, they're nothing but another body on this earth you don't care about.
Person 1: hey, bitch you suck at *current thing you're doing*, be better hahaha.
Person 2: *ignores*
Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.
Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.
Person 2: *ignores*
Person 1: hahaha i know you hate me right now, im pissing you off.
Person 2: *turns head* you're just a body, i dont care about what you're saying.
by Chebster September 20, 2023
Get the you're just a bodymug. by anonymous June 11, 2025
Get the you just wasted a few seconds reading thismug. All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!
by Me - failure April 1, 2022
Get the All the definitions on Urban Dictionary were written by people just like you. Now's your chance to add your own!mug. Just Joust July is a month made for gay men. Gay men will joust using their dicks, frotting/docking until one of them cums. This will continue on for 31 days and whoever cums the most must present their ass to the winner and have gay sex.
Bro #1: Bro, you ready for Just Joust July?
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
Bro #2: Hell yeah! Been saving up ever since Destroy Dick December!
by asdf2020 November 8, 2018
Get the Just Joust Julymug.