Jacob Jr

Being a crybaby ass bitch about something

That’s a real Jacob Jr response

by Plastickat October 8, 2025

Jacob

Greasy tramp

That guy is a real Jacob

by Kenzarak February 7, 2025

Jacob Mckie

Jacob Mckie’s breath

Wow Jacob Mckies Breath is so bad

by Polo lollop lol bich February 1, 2020

jacob

he is short and a real asshole his dick is so small it goes in instead of out

girl:1 have you seen jacob he is so mean and his dick is small
girl:2 i know right his dick is smaller than a pussy it goes in.

by camern October 19, 2022

Jacob

An owner operator who is always broke down

That Jacob is always in the shop

by Our guy September 23, 2021

Jacob Godden

to be extremally over weight and not admit it and chat the most shit any human could possibly chat

Oh you are such a jacob godden

by fatboyjacob April 2, 2022

Jacob

A Jacob is a friendly, irritatingly smart yet height-disadvantaged male who has more chemistry past paper print-outs than past experience with speaking to girls. He will always be willing to hang out, but will have to sadly reject due to his revision-packed schedule. Jacob likes nothing more on a Saturday morning than to devour a bowl of Weetabix and punt a couple of crochet balls. If you are ever looking for a Jacob around town, be sure to check the local Londis as he will often be found negotiating the price of Prime energy with the shopkeeper. It is always a good idea to keep a Jacob at hand, as he will often know the answer to most typically redundant physics questions and can be relied upon to make a prick of himself after a single egg cup of 0.1 percentage beer. One downside of a Jacob is that he will be irrevocably musically inept, and will neither be unable to sing the tune of a song nor clap along to the beat. Buyers are informed that Jacob will 9 times out of 10 come with an absolutely middle haircut.

In conversation:
"Hey, saw you head into ALDI just then, what you buy?"
"Oh, nothing, I just heard there was a Jacob wandering around in there, thought I might check it out."
"Whoa! I better go sneak a peek myself!!"

Receiving a message or snap from the local Jacob:
"What's this message I've ju... Oh It's from Jacob. Better ignore it then." (probably biology advice)

by joeep333 August 11, 2023