The dump n jump is employed when you are low on time and still need to poop and shower. It’s when you turn on the shower to get warm and in the time it takes to warm, you take a dump. Immediately when the dump is done you “jump” directly into the shower without wiping.
Friend:”Hey where are you? The party starts in five minutes.”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
You: “But I still have to shit AND shower”
Friend:”just use the dump n jump”
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When you use 75m of anal beads instead of the bungee cord. You jump off and to slowdown you have to clench your butthole.
After dinner with her parents I went extreme bungee jumping and I had a prolapsed asshole. I shouldn’t have had the lasagna.
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The Triple J jump was huge, richter scale measures ranged Australia wide. Triple J is Australian Government Funded.
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The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.
The phrase "Dead Cat Bounce" is the notion that even a dead cat will bounce if dropped from a high-enough point. On the contrary, "Space Cat Jump" is when a cat is in space, jumps off an object, and is sent nowhere but up due to the lack of gravity. This gravity is defined as the fundamental rules that keep the market in order, and the cat is will go as far as the moon, if not further.
As Dr Fauci and Redfield advise states to shutdown due to COVID 19, we expect a dead cat bounce in the market, but in reality J Powell and Steve Mnuchin continue to purchase assets which will actually cause a Space Cat Jump in order to keep the market from sinking into a black hole.
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