how many apples can fit in an empty basket?

one! after that, it's not empty anymore

Guy 1 on stage: How many apples can fit in an empty basket?
Audience: I don't know
Guy 1: One! After that, it's not empty anymore!
Audience: *Bursts out laughing*

by oofedinrobloxihatenewoof2022 March 29, 2024

i can tryhard any game

Person: TECHNO, HOW ARE YOU EVEN GOOD AT THIS, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'RE NOT GOOD AT?
Technoblade: i can tryhard any gaaaaaaaaaaaaame.

i can tryhard any game

by BOT 1.0 August 31, 2021

toothin in the can

Speaking on your bluetooth while using the bathroom

man 1: hello!
man 2: what up B?
man 1: hold on im toothin in the can!
man 3: who are u talking to?

by tomizcool June 21, 2008

Can I feel your heartbeat

A excuse often made by men to touch a woman’s tit and to not sound like a rapist at the same time

“Can I feel your heartbeat?”
“Hm oh sure”

by Cow_Tracks September 21, 2020

Is there anything I can do for you or your family

I want to do everything to you and your family

“Hello, I would like to have sex. Is there anything I can do for you or your family?”

by asdfgyfb January 18, 2019

If you’re bored you can come to my room

Jimin’s way of asking for a juicy night with his boyfriend Jungkook.

Jimin: (gives Jungkook the “Jungkook-ssi~~~ I’m needyyy for the jungcock” look)

Jungkook: “We aren’t sharing a room, Jimin-ssi”

Jimin: “If you’re bored you can come to my room.”

by ausgotnojams August 14, 2018

IT CAN WAIT

You use this saying when it can honestly just wait, when u don't give not one single fuk about someone's words or actions.

Her: You trynna fuck ??
Him: IT CAN WAIT

by Piwa😬😬 October 05, 2017