I want to die

When you like someone called jacob maurice because you are very dumb and feel sorry for the dumbass with that name

I want to die

by Jacob lol. September 12, 2020

Pippo i Fadicazzi

A jokish name for a friend who sucks cock

Me: "Hi Filippo , you know, you're such a Pippo i Fadicazzi"
Filippo:*sucking cock* yeah, i know

by Pippo Franco April 27, 2023

i am die

when you are die.

jackoob:i am die
me: me too

by firedwashere March 23, 2021

I am innalillah

Muslim people when they are so shocked, happy and like, done; they are on the ground, like about to die, of excitement.

I am innalillah after seeing that FOB guy describing a convertible car as “car without a cover”🤣🤣

I am deceased after seeing that video of the boy starting his salat/namaz to avoid getting beat up by her mom because he saw his younger siblings were getting beat up by their mom.

by Neal_ December 13, 2021

I Feel Fantastic

This is a phrase that haunts people everywhere. Children and adults alike are all terrified when they hear this. If you've looked this up, then you're either traumatized already or about to be traumatized.

When I heard someone say "I feel fantastic, hey hey hey hey," I instantly screamed and ran away.

by Uncle Hash November 10, 2021

i can take it

it means someone can take something; whether it's pain or big d*ck. blunt, but that's it.

for example: *someone doing hardcore pushups* "i can take it bro don't worry."
another example: *sees picture of hot person* "i can take it."

by c3rpze March 20, 2022

I can't breath

my pH is low, bro

psych patient in restraints yells, "I can't breath, mother fucker!"
he means he cannot compensate for his metabolic acidosis because he can't ventilate from all the people restraining him

by toxdoc March 21, 2022