Mrs. Johnston's new hat

A prince albert piercing

Hey Orel, how's Mrs. Johnston's new hat?

by Eggzylofone February 23, 2024

Sammie Hat

A super cool form of headwear that only gang members wear.

Bro you got one of those sick Sammie Hats?

by chair_kiddd123 September 08, 2020

elf hat

elf hat refers to a man's uncircumcised penis because it resembles an elf's hat

Did you see Greg's elf hat? So gross, I only date guys who are circumcised.

by Penis Enthusiast August 11, 2017

hat on brocoli kid

edit my insta

hat on brocoli kid is better than little gum boy

by imbetterthanyousooooosuckit December 09, 2021

Haylock Hat Trick

The Haylock Hat Trick is defined as a male having sex with a female using all three holes within a 24 hour period (aka Anal, Vaginal & Oral).

Harry pulled off a Haylock Hat Trick with the girl he picked up at the bar last night.

by Gypsy May 26, 2022

Haylock Hat Trick

The Haylock Hat Trick is defined as a male having sex with a female using all three holes within a 24 hour period (aka Anal, Vaginal & Oral).

Harry pulled off a Haylock Hat Trick with the girl he picked up at the bar last night.

by Gypsy May 26, 2022

Hard Hat

A hard hat is the hard tip of a turd that is difficult to pass through the rectum. It is usually followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.

Whew! That was one super tough hard hat! Glad I got that one out!

by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023