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Flying Whack-o-Matic 

The coolest thing ever. Except its never been invented and it doesnt do anything except fly around and whack things
Ex.

Dude 1: *WHAP* Dude 2! What was that?
Dude 2: Elementary, dude 1, it was simply that Flying Whack-O-Matic
Dude 1: Let us bow to our knees and praise its coolness in reverence of the god of coolness
Dude 2: Indeed
Flying Whack-o-Matic by Simon November 2, 2003
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Flying Himalayan Mongoose 

Requires the male to drink sufficient alcohol the previous night for molten chico stick shit. Also, a chick with large tits. The act of dropping that chico stick deuce between said large tits and smashing them together to make them stick. Next insert dick between tits from the underside and piss in her face. Flip her over and bang her in the ass until you bust a nut. Return to the front side and titty fuck her before your dick returns to flacid state. Then jam your shit/piss/penis-pudding covered peener in her vajayjay. Grab her bologna drapers , spread them wide, and blow chunks into her vagina. If performed correctly you'll hear about her cooch getting all fucked up in a couple of days.
I gave my gf an awesome flying himalayan mongoose.

Flying Dutchman

When you cup a potent fart then throw it at someone. A twist on the Dutch Oven.
I got Sam right between the eyes with a snowball, then he returned fire with a gnarley Flying Dutchman.

Flying pig

A hostel located in Amsterdam, The Netherlands. Famous for its student/backpacker friendly atmosphere and the ability to smoke joints in the lobby.

Everyone knows about these 2 places now, so they are a bit overpriced and nearly all booked. Too bad.
I smoked a spliff at the Flying Pig and passed out on the beanbag chair in the lobby.
Flying pig by Lou Stenspayce December 17, 2003

Dirty Flying Katrina 

When you fuck a woman's anus with a cucumber while listening to Mr. Roboto and then proceeding to make cucumber sandwiches for the girl's waspy parents after she cum shit all over the cucumber.
"Her parents left in disgust and a hurry after a yummy and nutritious Dirty Flying Katrina sandwich."
A very fun and addictive MMORPG. Pretty fun until level 60 were you items are very expensive even the NPC items. Forcing you to buy Gpotatoes to continue playing the game in a comfortable fashion. More and more updates come up making the game even worse. Making the people who play all day and people who spend tons of money the rulers of the game. I was once one of these people. Started playing at 11 and at age 12 realized this that these types of games are for 4 kinds of people. 1.kids 2. bored ass people who come on once in awhile 3. loser teenagers who get picked on or have no friends. 4. the nerd (40 year old virgin) who lives in their mom's basement. (this is reference to all mmorpg's) These games consume your soul. As did it almost did mine until i realized that these game are should only be meant for kids, teenagers that have no plans for ONE weekend out of the blew/ weekdays after sports. Or adults who need a break from work playing about mabey 4 hours a week at most.
loser teen: 2:59 p.m. Friday. "oh yes only one more minute till flyff with the times 2 exp event. yay! playing all weekend" (bell rings rushes home)

40 year old virgin: 40 yr old virgin's mom: Frank I've set you on a date with that nice courtney girl from your work at gamestop. Nerd " Mom not now I'm pking these noobs"

Flying crocodile 

A ruthless aerial killing machine. see also: flyinng shark
Flying shark vs. flying crocodile, they will battle in a battle where there can be no winners! Who will win!?