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when bison fly

An alternative to da classic "bacon-'n'-spareribs"-worded facetious phrase meaning, "never".
If Duke da Golden Retriever had asked Jay Bush to agree dat he could reveal da secret family recipe "when bison fly" instead of da snout-and-curly-tail-equipped animal stipulated in da ad, perhaps Duke could have just gone out and bought a box of buffalo wings to show to Jay, and thus saved himself da trouble of outfitting said wild-boar ancestor wif a glider-body and motorized propeller.
Yeah, yeah, I know --- a BISON and BUFFALO are technically two different animals --- give me a little artistic license here, okay???
by QuacksO July 26, 2024
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Flying Jepson

When you get a big ol’ wedgie on a roller coaster. YeeeeeOUCH!!!!
Person 1: “Gee golly willikersf Finn got quite the Flying Jepson the other day on the jonkler coaster! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”

Person 2: “I know right, Flying Jepsons are the WORST! YeeeeeOUCH!!!!”
by Grimble Desmond Wootmole June 29, 2025
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something that coach ferrick keeps screaming at people when they dont listen. Basically means put your freaking seat belt on
"ANYTHING NOT BELTED WILL FLY!!!"
by CSAT March 26, 2017
mugGet the anything not belted will flymug.

Flying

"Want to go to lunch tomorrow?"
'Yea as long as we are not flying'
by jjo44 August 20, 2021
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The flying fox

The flying fox is a penetration position where you tie your girlfriend to a rope at a high spot and swing her from man to man as they shove there big black cocks in her.
by OneFour123 February 26, 2020
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The flying loveseat

A Halo 3 move requiring three people in which two people simultaniously target a single player, killing him just as he is going thru the man cannon. The two players then enter directly after the dead body and position themselves one on each end and begin teabagging the corpse in midair making the whole affair loosely resemble two dudes bouncing on a flying loveseat.
by Autistic screeching April 24, 2018
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Penis fly trap

Quite possibly the best slang word for ones vagina.
I was talking to him and all of a sudden he asked to see my penis fly trap!
by drugsmuggler June 3, 2020
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