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Swamp donkey

A very tall lanky ugly guy, usually spends his time drinking twisted teas on the weekend with the boys and thinks it’s cool when it is not. Can also be found playing fortnite solos on his days off
Hey swamp donkey how’s it goin today
by The man17 June 11, 2018
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Donkey sounds

When you here sounds of a donkey it means that someone or more are having pleasure and you should leave them alone and not disturb them
Little Jonny heard donkey sounds from his parents bedroom when he was finding his small ball
by Jonny's lying April 27, 2025
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hot donkey pocket

when you donkey punch yo girl and she shits insteads of tightening like a normal donkey punch
i WAS doing anal and about to donkey punch that bitch then the did a hot donkey pocket
by DONKEYFUCKERPUNCH August 18, 2017
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DONKEY SAUCE

donkey sauce is a sauce from a donkey

WELL NOT SH- SHERLOCK
WHAT IS DONKEY SAUCE???
Its a sauce made from donkies dumbass
by bigmandonkeysauce November 22, 2021
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donkey kong

Someone who throws barrels at things.
- Can you stop throwing barrels at us?
- Donkey Kong.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022
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donkey-throttle

To throttle something or someone in a donkey like fashion.
The use of the word is derived from comedic usage for the purpose of insulting or threatening another.
;Seriously, I will donkey-throttle the mess out of you...

;When all else fails, donkey-throttle.
by Throttle1 February 8, 2014
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..You fuck one donkey!

The shortened version of "If a man has sex with a man, it doesn't make him gay. But you fuck one donkey, and everyone will call you donkey fucker until you die."

It means that some deeds are so horrifically memorable that you will be known for it, even if the act or event was a one time thing.
Bill: Hey guys! What are you cooking for Thanksgiving?
Simon: I don't want you in the kitchen, you might get a semi.
James: Haha, turkey fucker!
Bill: C'mon man, that was when I was 14. God....You fuck one donkey!
by penisshakes October 9, 2024
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