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David

1. A type of stubern donkey who gets into pointless discussions with other people to save his ego.
2. Tall men from ex soviet countries
"Damn, this dude in class is such a David. He kept yapping on about some pointless topic, by the time he was finished, everyone had already left the classroom."
by Mydudeyourdude December 27, 2021
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David

A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.
Bart: Look that simp David
by BJTEUCSUJGUHKPPKUTV September 14, 2022
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David

David is someone who never texts his gf even tho she’s sad and lonely. He never sends her pictures or anything to make her happy, he never post her or tries to show her off in any way possible . He’s following other bitches and thinks that’s not hurting her feelings. :)
David needs his dick sucked
by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021
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David: A bitch ass character mofo who sucks at Dead by Daylight and never uses the right perks
Marc: THIS FUCKING DAVID FORGOT TO BRING BORROWED TIME AGAIN!!
by goosebumpsss November 21, 2021
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David Doebele

David Doebele is a german entrepreneur and influencer. He is a Ralph Lauren icon and helps students in the finance sector to become high perofmance investment bankers.
David Doebele: „kann man nicht so pauschal sagen
by DonDouglas June 6, 2022
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David Dose

An obscene amount of a certain or any drug to be taken at one time. Could be for recreational or medicinal use. (to picture how much that is, it’s about 300mg of weed edibles, 500ug of acid, 7g of shrooms, 8 shots of 80 proof vodka)
Guy 1: “Yo, I’m gonna take some acid. how much should I do?”

Guy 2: “If you do the David Dose, I’ll do a David Dose of weed.”

Guy 1: “Fuck yeah.”
by Davie :,) May 8, 2020
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A black witch from Brazil who can be found on prisonpenpals.com
David: I'm a black witch from Brazil so be careful
by Hondacf100! November 1, 2021
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