cum-tantrum 

A perverse fantasy conservative columnist George Will has about President Obama and the debt crisis. In reality, cum-tantrums are usually the messy result of too much tea-bagging going on in the House of Representatives.

Eric Cantor had a cum-tantrum and stormed out of the debt talks.

cum-tantrum by Joan of Snark July 28, 2011

cum cavern 

the cunt of a slut. a huge open space with all sorts of cum stalagmites and stalactites and shit. some grimy shit right there

your grandma's such an old ho she's probably got a cum cavern

cum cavern by cs2toktos October 13, 2011

cum logic 

Girl who always swallows shall not be required to clean up future unintended spills.

This is cum logic.

"You've been paying it forward by swallowing, so cum logic absolves you from cleanup this time"

cum logic by cumLogician October 30, 2011

Cum Cork 

That extra bit of semen that stays in your urethra post-ejaculation.

Dude, after banging my girlfriend, I took a piss and shot a massive cum cork

Cum Cork by Allybabba August 3, 2012

cum slug 

Noun, a thick white glob of semen that resembles a slug.

I blasted her with a cum slug in the face and marveled at how it appeared to crawl toward her chin.

cum slug by tounginasscheek June 12, 2013

Cum poisoning 

When one swallows too much cum and gets sick from it.

Dave:'Did you hear about Sasha going to hospital to get her stomach pumped?'

Johnny: 'yeah!, she got 'cum poisoning' from that bukake party'

Cum poisoning by Crashbitch September 3, 2013

Cum Dam 

A synonymous term for condom. The term emphasizes that the sperm's flow is stopped and will not falter unless the 'Dam' is broken.

Alan-Dean " Dude! I'm scared that I might have gotten Beky Pregnant!"
Ray" Why? What happened man? Did your Cum Dam Break?"

Cum Dam by Daravouchi November 26, 2013