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Christian.

Aka, (chistian.) The sweetest boy in the world.
Also known as, Zach’s pretty boy.
“Look at Christian. that’s Zachary’s baby right there.”
by ZEN.LOL July 25, 2021
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Christian

Christian is the kind of guy to walk around with his pants hanging low, called sagging. He is a honest guy, but he has a syndrome of not shutting up. Most people will call him a monkey, and they with be correct.

Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
Who is Christian??

Oh that monkey looking guy that doesn’t shut up
by briastories April 11, 2023
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Toxic christianity

Toxic Christianity is the Bible’s own “toxic masculinity”. It’s basically the large and problematic group of christians (usually named Karen, or Sharol/some other shit like that) that think they are better than everyone because they live under “tHe GuiDaNcE oF gOd”. They will not hesitate to spout bible verses at you and shame you for being anything other than Christian.
Person 1: “Dude! Did you hear that Sharol was shaming insert name here for being agnostic?

Person 2: “That’s Toxic Christianity!”
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Christian

Usually a very good looking boy that all the girls love
That boy Christian is so fine
by hisbaknei November 22, 2021
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The Christian Combo

“...it’s just lettuce and tomatoe
Question: “Hey Alex what do you want to eat?”
Answer: “The Christian Combo”
by Rxking91 February 9, 2018
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Eva and Christian

A love like none other. Everything is the absolute best when they are together.
Like Christian Keyes and Eva Marcille, the celebrity couple who keeps it popping! #Eva and Christian
by Chazard04 December 9, 2024
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Christianing

The act of avoiding working at all cost.
My Boss said I was Christianing, instead of being productive.
by Christianing suxs June 22, 2016
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