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Bathroom Brotherhood 

When you're taking a fat one in the stall and a loud noise comes out of your ass and the person in the next stall says "Nice".
Person 1: Aaaah *Ass creates unearthly sound*
Person 2: Nice.
Person 1: Glad to see the bathroom brotherhood still exists.

Your Brother a Mother 

This is the GOD TIER of comebacks. Worse than “Your mom gay”, “Your dad lesbian”, Your granny tranny”, and “Your sister a mister”. No escaping, or deflecting this. You are all doomed...
Ricky: “Your mom gay
John: “Your dad lesbian
Brittney: “Your granny tranny
Jake: “Your sister a mister”
Me: “Your brother a mother”
*Everyone dies*

Your Brother Bi 

This Saying will and can destroy the Earth if said Never Use it, but if you do be careful
Sweet Bro: Your Granny Tranny

Hella Jeff: Your Sister a Mister

Sweet Bro: Heh You Just activated my power Move
Hella Jeff: Nani
Sweet Bro: Your Brother BI
*world explodes*

Ur brother a mother

Worse Than Ur mum gay ur dad lesbian ur granny tranny ur grandpap trap and your sister a mister anyone who uses this insult is considered a godlike being and the lerson you use it against gets sucked into a black hole
Frank: Ur mum gay

Steve: ur dad lesbian
Frank:ur granny tranny
Steve:ur grandpap trap

Frank: ur sister a mister

Steve: dont make me do it frank
Frank:do it pussy
Steve:ur brother a mother

*steve becomes new god while frank is getting turned inside -out in a black hole*

Ur brother sexually identifies as other 

You can’t recover from this insult, it will absolutely end your career and your life’ll be ruined
Eugene: ur family tree LGBT
Chad: ur brother sexually identifies as other
Eugene: *loses his job and commits suicide a day later*

ur brother likes ur mother 

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.
John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*