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assholic

State where one is addicted to being an asshole, constantly
Everything he says or wants is completely unreasonable. He's totally assholic!
by JennTara February 2, 2016
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Asshole

A rude and mean person who can be annoying
by The random kid May 10, 2019
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Asshole

by Butt cheek on a stci March 1, 2017
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Asshole 2 Bellybutton

A hypothetical game played with friends naming your price for licking a random persons Asshole to Bellybutton (A2B for short). Prices are arbitrary and get deposited into the “bank” if the person is considered attractive. Money can also be withdrawn from the “bank” if the target is ugly. The “bank” has been controversial and sometimes omitted from the game.
Hey Joe, Asshole 2 Bellybutton ( A2B) on that blonde in the pink shirt?
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”
by A$$hole2BB March 30, 2022
mugGet the Asshole 2 Bellybuttonmug.

Asshole Nod

That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.
Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."

Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"
by McDoodles October 27, 2014
mugGet the Asshole Nodmug.

asshole

Mrs.K is a real asshole, but she will give me a A+ if I blow her.

Mrs. F is a Slutty Asshole who will trade a A+ for me to cum in her and let her suck my dick.
by The Real Not so Slim Shady April 19, 2017
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that asshole is whistling

This is in reference to a major asswhooping in either gaming or real life. The term "that asshole is whistling" is like saying they got so beat down that when the wind blows their asshole is whistling like a beer bottle.
You catch the fight last night on pay-per-view? Friend: yeah man, that ASSHOLE IS WHISTLING! He aint gonna shit right for a week!
by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021
mugGet the that asshole is whistlingmug.

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