Fly Ball

Whenever you rub one out and you get too excited and it hits you in the face.

I.e. Heath was watching nugget porn at the dinner table and got to excited and fly ball went into his beard.

by ManvoiceMonday November 28, 2021

pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 29, 2012

Flying Desmond

A sexual act of in which the/a male partner edges 7 times, but on the 8th time he pinches his member in order to prevent the semen from coming out. He then aims his trajectory at the other partner, of whom is at the other end of the bed (whatever they've been up to meanwhile does not matter, unless it is an Angry Charizard. The first partner releases, firing a mortar shot over to the other who can try to catch it in their mouth, ect.

"Have you ever tried doing a Flying Desmond? They're hard to get accurate."

by SomeFancyCashews March 28, 2018

flying grimace

When someone hurls a purple butt-plug across the room and into someone’s ass.

Vincent gave his wife a flying grimace because he was suffering from floppy dick syndrome.

by Paul the Reverend January 09, 2020

Fly honey

A Timmothy Beecroft, owner of a 1993 Mazda RX7 touring in brilliant black, way of saying an attractive woman

Tim: So like picture this: I’m about to be getting it on with a fly honey and I get her pants off and, like, she’s got no balls. Just nothing there. And I’m like, “damn girl what the fuck? Where are your balls????” And she just cries?!
Me: bro WTF

by Theherro April 03, 2025

Scary Flying Shark

An song that has the lyrics “Scary flying shark, scary flying shark bla bla bla”

person 1: “have you heard of the song Scary Flying Shark!?”

Person 2: “leave me alone please you kept me in your basement for long enough.

Person 1: “oh your so silly!”

by Scary Flying Shark! December 29, 2024

Fly rider

The state of being on the fly

“Wow! That speech was impromptu?”
“Yeah, he’s a real fly rider”

by DraySenpai November 24, 2021