Toe Joe

The act of kicking the ever living shit out of a ball, instead of playing with finesse.

Kicking something as hard as you can with the toe of your shoe.

Often confused with Japanese Hideki Tojo, but just like Dave Assman, he was neither created the Ass nor the man.

I thought you were playing soccer.
We were before Greg gave the call a toe joe into next year.

by keeper of the real May 26, 2020

6 toes

How many toes you would give up to marry someone, usually a woman.

See that girl? 6 toes.

by LankJ December 15, 2023

Kankel Toe

The process whereby the female pubus region becomes enlarged due to obesity (BMI >=85%), so much so that the labia major/minor supersedes 'camel-toe' status and comes in close contact/proximity of the ankle skin normally pre-defined as 'kankels.'

She was so 'large and in charge' that when hitting the sidewalk on-ramp at Wal-Mart, onlookers were graced with an eyeful of kankel toe.

by lifeataglance February 14, 2022

Toe nut supreme

The act of ejaculating on your partners toes and then eating your own cum off their toes.

Your feet are so sexy I wanna turn those piggies into a toe nut supreme! I love toe nutting!

by Oneforeatone February 3, 2023

Aspiring Sophomore Toe

When you got your first and only kiss a month ago and you already want to fuck someone.

Girl: I wanna fuck someone right now, I want a really hot dirty blonde boyfriend to fuck!
Boy: But you got your first kiss a month ago, stop being such an aspiring sophomore toe.

by Jeffsmith1738 May 14, 2018

Toe

nice try dire

Dire you're still a toe

by temis June 1, 2025

Toes

ahh toes, the ten (or however many you have) short and stubby things on the end of your feet that help you do... wait, what DO they help you do?

You: hey, nice toes.
me: thanks, i like yours too

by Save the turtles sksksksks January 29, 2020