A person who rages too much at 9 year old minecraft girls when they kill him in bedwars. He has a very tiny limp dick that can never pleasure any girl. He has no friends. He looks like a fucking chicken embryo piece of shit, and ate 290 chicken nuggets so you know he's a fat fuck, he weighs more than the amount of chicken nuggets he got. Logan on the other hand has a 12 inch cock and plays fortnite duos with Ethan's mom. Ethan is another word for retard.
by Ieatass69lolkillthejews January 10, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. A very sentimental or emotionally unstable person. Is cute, but not hot or handsome. He makes lots of great friends, and will stay with all of them for as long as possible. Hates to leave behind what he has grown to love, and can be shy. Ethans would make amazing friends or boyfriends, so if you have one stay with him. He will always make you smile, and can keep every secret. Love sports, music, sometimes reading, and video games.
1: shit have you seen that new kid?! What is his name?! He hilarious!
2: that’s Ethan.
1: of course! How would I not have know that
2: that’s Ethan.
1: of course! How would I not have know that
by DeadMob1000 (ETAN ROADS) September 26, 2018
Get the Ethanmug. nevermind ethan is a loner and once i saw him suck off a whole block of blue cheese, BARE MAN THE LAD IS i never want to suck his toes if its the last thing i do
ethan
by A3KT3K October 19, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Hi Ethan how are you. Sup n*****
by Dusty handjob August 23, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. Omg he is such an ethan
by Angel the cool guy March 29, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. by SnipedByABilly June 15, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. The most clutch, selfless, helpful person on the planet. A great friend, decent to good driver, and most importantly, a quick witted genius. If you need help, you better hope an ethan is nearby to save you.
by whitecreek February 11, 2022
Get the Ethanmug.